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Apple patented by Microsoft
May. 6th, 2004 @ 11:41 am
Due to a mistake by the United States Patent Office, Microsoft was accidentally assigned U.S. Plant Patent 14,575
which covers a type of apple tree grown in the Wenatchee area of Washington state. Called the "Burchinal Red Delicous" apple, Microsoft filed to have the patent reassigned to Robert Burchinal, the "inventor" of the tree.
wants to get your intended either very drunk (i don't know what it takes to get someone drunk) or continually drunk, or such until the wedding day.
is this a plot??
You've been having private conversations with him again, haven't you? Isn't there some kind of Snoop's Rule, where you can't turn informer on your fellow plotters?
You know, even I
don't know what it would take to get me drunk, and I can't as I really want to find out, either.
private conversations?? me?
but it was in *your* livejournal that he started singing 100 beers of bottle on the wall!!
i was just paying attention!
Oh; my bad. I totally didn't get it. :)
you really do get distracted!
um...oo i wanna go home
A bottle of beer a day is hardly going to make anyone drunk.
As for the plotting, there isn't any. We're just going about this in the open. I will have my revenge for the soju, dammit.
lol...well see you start with one bottle and who knows how much bottles a day it will be
and maybe reveiles
is weird..we don't know!
(wait she is weird...but i meant specifically about beer)
what is this soju of which you speal?
When I got married, my groomsmen, led by jcobleigh
, conspired to take me to multiple Korean bars and get absolutely shit-faced drunk on soju, which is Korean vodka that is mixed with various flavouring agents (lemon, apple, melon, yoghurt, etc.). I had somewhere in the neighbourhood of 60 shots and was too drunk to go to the, uh, adult entertainment.
It was the first time I ever got sick from alcohol.
Unfortunately I can't have TOO much revenge, because the weddin' rehearsal is sixteen hours before the weddin'. Bah.
how much time should it be for ultimate revenge?
did they hold a gun to your head and make you drink?
You give me far too much credit in this. Multiple Korean bars meant two. I really couldn't plan much of the bachelor party because I was living on the East Coast and the wedding was on the West Coast, so others had more to do with the planning than I did. And W. was the person who was trying to match you drink for drink (at least until he realized he had too much to drink and was dumping his shots on the floor when you weren't looking).
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